I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
