i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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