She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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