yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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