Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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