He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
