But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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