if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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