? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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