fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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