I need help removing her.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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