Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Randomize
