I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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