I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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