I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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