Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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