i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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