glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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