im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
only if we run a train.
done.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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