google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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