Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
be right there i have to get my cape
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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