Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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