dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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