We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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