Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
false alarm, still single
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