Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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