She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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