Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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