Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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