Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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