i would punch a child for taco bell
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
