I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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