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yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
