This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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