I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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