it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
worst night to have a conscience
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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