You're my little dorito
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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