what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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