she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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