I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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