discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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