is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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