plz talk dirty to me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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