I seem to have left my pride at pride
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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