that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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