So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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