i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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