Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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