i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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