i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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